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I Invented Sand by Jelly King
DeForest Wrigley got together with his old science teacher Dr. J.J. Bleaze and came up with the goods for this 90's classic. This song was inspired after DeForest & Bleaze actually invented an anti-sand device - The DeFrigley 9 Sandscritter. If you pin back your lug holes you can just about hear afternoon DJ Steve Wright coughing at the end of this live session.
Life’s been fun
Never ever bland
‘Cause I am the guy
Who invented sand
But, I’m beginning to regret it now
‘Cause it just gets everywhere
CHORUS
In y’ knickers and y’ hair
Every bloomin’ where
Inbetween y’ toes
Where dog only knows!
Y’ undies ‘n’ y’ lugs
Y’ sandwiches ‘n’ rugs
Y’ eyes ‘n’ y’ ears
Y’ sneezes ‘n’ y’ tears
Oh, I can do anything
Nothing’s out of reach
Except, now I’m not too keen
About lazing on the beach
So, I’m beginning to regret it right now
‘Cause it just gets everywhere
CHORUS
Tried dressing like a spaceman
Was not a very good plan
Tried a whopping great hamster’s ball
But, I used to smash and crash and fall
Now, I’m beginning to regret it now
‘Cause it just gets everywhere
CHORUS
It seemed like a good idea at the time
Like the guys who invented mud and goo and slime
Life’s been fun
Never ever bland
‘Cause I am the guy
Who invented sand
Yes I am the guy
Who invented sand
Yes I am the guy
Who invented sand
Most definately the guy
Who invented sand...
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