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Afro Potato by Dampfsteine

Based on the real life story of spud-faced German peasant boy - wee Ralfie Hutter - who had, like his father before him, the features of a King Edward and a mop of unruly hair. A chip off the old block, perchance ?

Sitting in the shop window

Prize winner in any show

Sunglasses reflecting glow

Wiry hairs just grow and grow


Afro Potato… X4

Got lucky in talent show

Did Duran Duran's Rio

Tabloids loved his tale of woe

Explosive talent - Blow-by-blow


Heard him on the radio

Big smash at the new disco

Appearing in a brand new show

Playing drums with Status Quo


Owns a lake - loves a row

Extensive lawns - likes a mow

Mansion gates - friend or foe?

Chalet in the Alps - loves the snow


Potato, Potato, Potato - Afro!