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The Three Headed Duck Song by Bishop Auckland

Even more brain-bashing folklore from The Lickerlizer & planet Tong Dee Dee. 'The Bishop' swears blind that he did not use real birds during the recording of this song. However, engineer Hudson Ford said we should not rule out 'fowl' play. "He 'ad this big, long, outsized trench coat. He most probably could’ve ‘ad any number of winged creatures stuffed in big, secret pockets".


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Quack-quack, quack-a-lacka

Quack-quack, quite a lotta

Quick, quack, quacking – yeah

Quack-quack, quack-a-lacka

Quack-quack, quite a lotta

Quick, quack, quacking – yeah, yeah, yeah!


Here come that crazy quacking bird

Gotta go give it some bread

Look at them lovely yellow feathers

Just right for the Lickerlizer’s bed…

Bed… ooh, my head


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One two and three good grief

That’s quite enough for me

All that quack, quack, quacking

Is pure insanity

Why me?


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Yellow and eggy orange

With bright redcurrant eyes

Three heads for the price of one

For food, it always cries…


Two’s company, three’s a crowd

If family & friends come, oh, heck!

Cover your ears & cover up

‘Cause, boy, they can’t half peck

Peck... ooh what a steck


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