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Dark In The Dark by Max Schreck & Saddlebag
There were a few worried parents after this 'baby' first screamed on the Play And Record Halloween special, a few years ago! Max later said: "I'm just a somnambulist tram driver turned singer, with thirteen mouths to feed. If kids today can't suspend their disbelief, then I'm a monkey's uncle… when I was a nipper, I used to have to share a windowless bedroom with grandma Bessie's ghost hyena. It was no laughing matter - but it never did me any harm".
Beware, take care, when climbing the stairs to bed
We’re dark in the dark, we’re not dark now X4
Long hands arms & nails
Creeping up your sheets like snails
Garishly green
Like nothing that you ‘aint seen
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Is it in your head?
Or under your bed?
You decide
Is it just a dream?
Will it make you scream?
Perhaps you’d better hide away
Tuck up in your sheets - deep down inside (away)
We’re dark in the dark, we’re not dark now X 4
Super-sneakily small
Hiding in a hole in the wall
Super-duper sized
In your wardrobe in disguise
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Oh, I couldn’t stay for tea possibly. Well, ok, if you’re making it I suppose I could. Thankyou. Delicious.
We’re dark in the dark, we’re not dark now X 4
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In the bathroom up to no good
Covered in slime & blood
Outside your window
Pretty as the Face Of Boe!
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There’s worse things than being in the dark
Like have you seen that great big monster in the park?
Only kidding…
Beware, take care, when climbing the stairs to bed
Snips and snails and puppy dog’s tails, that’s what little boys are made of
We’re dark in the dark, we’re not dark now....
Sugar and spice and all things nice, thats what little girls are made of
Come on, up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire
The land of nod, forty winks, snoozies, time to kip, kipper time Who wants a kippper? Me. Mmm... delicious, have it for breakfast, got to sleep first, got to sleep first - then the kipper for breakfast. Delicious. Mmm...can’t wait.
Sweet dreams. Sweet breams. Breams for breakfast. Breams and kippers for breakfast. Fishy breakfast. Oh delicious. Kedgeree, perhaps a kedgeree. With all that bream left over theres bound to be enough for a kedgeree....
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